Don't You Deserve a Happy Ending?
So here's the deal. A massage is designed to make you feel good. That is what it is there for. You are suppose to leave a massage feeling relaxed and refreshed, ready to take on the day. Well, with a massage you can actually shift your entire focus and energy if it is done right. In fact, that is the entire reason for getting one, whether it is for sports therapy or for general purpose. Well, in Las Vegas, you may just be able to finally experience a true happy ending, a shift in focus.
Every massage should leave you happy, you'll always be left satisfied. Nobody on the face of the planet has ever complained about a happy ending. Your buddy didn't come to Las Vegas, return and tell you "well, everything was good, except that happy ending." Nope. That's never happened. It will never happen and that basically is the truth. Realistically you can state the three truths in life are death, taxes and happy endings. But you probably can't go onto Change.org and partition to have "happy ending" added onto the saying. It generally won't work (and you have to leave your name, so if it starts to trend your wife, girlfriend, mom, boss and everyone else will be able to see this.). So instead of trying to have that added to an age old saying, why not simply go about receiving this happy ending in Las Vegas.
So How Do You Actually Go About Getting This Happy Ending Anyway?
Alright, so here's the deal. You can't just request this from a service, wire over some money and expect to receive a happy ending in your hotel room. Yes, even if you Western Union that money over, it's still not going to work (and please, don't go to the local Wal-Mart and try to Western Union money over to us for a happy ending. It's embarrassing for all parties involved). Instead, here's the deal. You are an adult. The girl who will be giving you the massage is an adult. You both can make decisions on your own and, well, after discussing this idea and both of you are down for it, well then maybe it really can happen and then you'll finally be able to experience that happy ending massage.
We can never guarantee the exact kind of service you'll receive. We can guarantee the girl and we'll give her the information you want us to pass along. You can even have her dress a certain way or look a certain way. When it comes to the services she provides while giving you that massage though, that is between you and her.