More Bubbles The Better With A Soapy Massage
Wouldn't you love to have someone around who could bathe you? And no, we're not talking about someone coming in because your bed ridden and wiping you off with a stick. Not that kind of bathing. We mean have someone come over, get things really soapy and bubbly, and wash you down, making sure every inch of your body is cleaned. And it wouldn't be just anyone coming over to do it. It would be a beautiful woman. The hot water, the extra slick soap. Her naked body. All working you up and down. Up and down. Her hands running over your legs. Your chest. Your back. Your things. Everywhere. You don't need an anatomy lesson to know what "everything" means, and you don't need to be a genius to know this is one heck of an awesome soapy massage experience. So what are you waiting for? Book yourself a soapy massage right now!
Not Something You Can Just Get Anywhere
Chances are this isn't something you can really do back home. If you have a significant other you can't just fill up the tub and ask her to jump in and bathe you. Even if she was feeling a bit frisky have you ever tried to get two people into a standard sized tub? It doesn't work. Someone ends up with a faucet jammed into their back, another with a foot up their nose. Bottles are tossed everywhere. More water ends up on the floor. It's just not all it's cracked up to be. And even local strip clubs might have a "shower." But we're going to let ou in on a little secret. Strippers hate the shower. Why? No, it has nothing to do with you. It has everything to do with needing to go back to the locker room, towel down and apply their makeup and do their hair again. It's a total pain.
Instead, when you're in Vegas, you can enjoy a wet massage from one of our beautiful Las Vegas escorts. And don't worry, if your hotel bathtub isn't going to work out there are other options available. Because you've been real dirty, and you need a beautiful woman to help you get clean.
Book Your Soapy Massage Today
There's just something fun about bubbles. From a small child to an adult, when it comes to bubbles vs. no bubbles, bubbles always wins. And in case you thought you couldn't get your cleaning time any better, in comes a Vegas escort. She's basically the adult rubber ducky. Perhaps Burt and Ernie were actually singing about Rubber Ducky the escort and not an actual toy. "Rubber Ducky, you're the one. Rubber Ducky, you're so much fun." Yeah, sounds like an escort, doesn't it? If you only knew what kind of adult situations those two bachelors were getting into with escorts down on Sesame Street.
Well, if you're looking at taking your own bubble experience to the next level you fully owe it to yourself to book a soapy massage. So give us a call, and we'll help set it up. Tell us what you're looking for with your experience and also what kind of girl you're interested in. We'll take care of the rest. The only problem though will be when you get back home from your Vegas vacation, bath time will never be the same again.